The use-by date now long passed That's why Phoenix meat's made to last So old, after all Twas on sale in the Mall Strip the meat from the bones faster than fast Then you fly on its wishbone, fly high or bust!
Inspiring! I just thought of an alternative last line - not meant as a correction of the original, just as a version inspired by your lines: The use-by date now long passed That's why Phoenix meat's made to last So old, after all Twas on sale in the Mall on the outskirts of Irkutsk Oblast (Don't know why that came into my mind.)
I’d hope phoenix doesn‘t dully „taste like chicken“