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beitrag von: SylviaPetter

It's all in the Rrrrs!

My name is Christian, and I am now in the government of a small Catholic country with values inherent in my own name. 

The citizens of my country can all roll their arse – damn spellcheck! 

No matter. 

Even the Education Minister says he is no expert. 

Where was I? 

Rrrs.    
    	
In order to ground our standards – every name word must contain an r. 

That way we will be able to tell true burgers from flauds. 

The flauds will think we are forever having erections.
 
Forgive my little waggery. 

We may run into problems, however.   
    	
Our BAIM would need to be spelled out: Best of All Interior Ministers, and we would have to do something about the crip-crop of the horses his predecessor was so keen on having patrol the Ring. 
   
First, we will come for the rrs, and history will deal with the rest. 

Even in Latin it works: 

Tu felix Austria.

review von: ann cotten

I rrrike it! 



First I was going to be pedantic but it seems this text lies square betreen genres. there is sth performative in the air that makes it easy to projekt the linguistic proposal to the poetics level, or from the poetic level to the political level, or to the personal level, something like a virtual triangle of joke substance, and triangle gets things moving. 
are you famirial with the Wankelmotor?
Sylvia Petter sagt
14.10.2020 11:38
Thank you for sending me to Rikipedia. The Rankelmotor is just my kinda driva. I particularly like that it's more compact and weighs less. Pass the Strudel!